1. |
Hangover
01:11
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I don't wanna feel hangover anymore
I just wanna drink more beer, Let's Go!
I don't wanna feel hangover anymore
I just wanna drink more beer, Let's Go!
Second verse same as the first!
I don't wanna feel hangover anymore
I just wanna drink more beer, Let's Go!
I don't wanna feel hangover anymore
I just wanna drink more beer, Let's Go!
Third verse different from the first!
One more beer for me - no more hangover
One more beer for me - no more hangover
One more beer for me - no more hangover
One more beer for me - no more hangover
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2. |
Finished school
01:15
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When I finished school I thought that all will be good
I found new girlfriend, then I lost that girlfriend
Every day I drink
At morning I am seek
Every month ny band plays at garbage places
When I finished school, finished school
When I finished school, finished school
When I finished school, finished school
When I finished school
It seems to me that the world so small
Survival here is not difficult
But now I hate my work
But now my peers have children
And my punk band is only thing that makes me happy
When I finished school, finished school
When I finished school, finished school
When I finished school, finished school
When I finished school
When I finished school, finished school
When I finished school, finished school
When I finished school, finished school
When I finished school oh-ye
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3. |
Tourette syndrome
01:44
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OH-O-A-OH
OH-O-A-OH
OH-O-A-OH
OH-O-A-OH
OH-O-A-OH
OH-O-A-OH
Why whenever I want someone's see
They don't even wanna talk to me
I always say dirty things
And people always ran away from me
I can't just get rid of it
I can't just stop pronouncing shit
I always try to be nice
but ASS SHIT COCK FUCK COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
Why whenever I want someone's see
They don't even wanna talk to me
I always say dirty things
And people always ran away from me
I can't just get rid of it
I can't just stop pronouncing shit
I always try to be nice
but ASS SHIT COCK FUCK COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
I gotta Tourette's syndrome
OH-O-A-OH
FUCK!
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4. |
Get lost
01:19
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I don't wanna hear a single word from you
'cause all of what you say is just a reckless shit
I don't wanna know what you did or gotta do
'cause I don't wanna see you fucking face
So get lost!
So get lost!
I don't wanna hear a single word from you
'cause all of what you say is just a reckless shit
I don't wanna know what you did or gotta do
'cause I don't wanna see you fucking face
So get lost!
So get lost!
So get lost!
So get lost!
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5. |
Epileptic
01:44
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When I'm drunk I'm epileptic
When I'm drunk I'm epileptic
When I'm drunk I'm epileptic
When I'm drunk I'm epileptic
When I'm drunk I'm epileptic
And my mouth full of foam
When I'm drunk I'm epileptic
And I want one beer more
When I'm drunk I'm epileptic
When I'm drunk I'm epileptic
When I'm drunk I'm epileptic
When I'm drunk I'm epileptic
When I'm drunk I'm epileptic
And my mouth full of foam
When I'm drunk I'm epileptic
And I want one beer more
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6. |
Hate to work
00:40
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I hate to work
I hate to work
I hate to work
I hate to work
My fucking job is killing me
I just want get outta here
Why should I do this every day
My brain hurts, it's not ok
I hate to work
I hate to work
I hate to work
I hate to work
I can't drink beer or having fun
Soon I bring my handgun
Leave me alone, I become insane
Just try to stop raping my brain
I hate to work
I hate to work
I hate to work
I hate to work
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7. |
Can't stop partying
01:52
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When we get drunk like shit we taking bath with guys
Drink piss instead of beer, puking in someplace nice
Can't stand on our legs, but skating all the time
Get kicked out from the gigs, for us it feels just fine
Can't stop to dance
Can't find my pants
I stuck in trance
I can't stop partying - no!
When we get drunk like shit we have no good luck
Laying in bed with girl - No way! Too drunk to fuck
Wake up in lake of piss, runing away from cops
Walk naked on the streets, it feels ok to us
Can't stop to dance
Can't find my pants
I stuck in trance
I can't stop partying - no!
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8. |
Stupid teenage sitcom
02:36
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Dictor:
Previously on stupid teenage sitcom
Jessica:
Oh! a new lipstick with a watermelon taste! I should buy it
Scotty:
Where we will party tonight?! YEEEHAA!
Mike:
It's a football game today
Go jocks!
GO JOCKS!
Amy:
I wrote a new poem, but I'm not sure that Mike will understand it
Stewart:
Tomorrow will be math exam, I should stay home and study
*PHONE RING*
Scotty:
Yo, dude, I heard your parents just leave the town. Do you wanna party for a while tonight at your place&
Stewart:
I don't know, tomorrow will be math exam
Scotty:
Relax, we just will hang out a little: me, Jessica... and Amy will be with us
Stewart:
Amy? Oh, then that stupid Mike will come
Scotty:
No! He will be at football game
Stewrt:
Aaa, Ok then
*PARTY SOUNDS*
Stewart:
Scotty! What is going on?! You said it wasnt a party, hundred people in my house and exam tomorrow!
Scotty:
Take it easy. See! Amy is getting bored over there.
Jessica:
I just bought a new lipstick. It's with watermelon taste.
Amy:
Aha
Jessica:
So pretty color! I wanna kiss Scotty, sure he will love it. Yeasterday we were walking down the street with Scotty and I saw nice little dog. It had beatiful white curly hair
Amy:
Aha
Jessica:
I thing it will look good next to my purse
Stewart:
Hey!
Amy:
Hey, Stewie! Are you ready for tomorrows exam?
Stewart:
Yeah! I read that tasks today and found that 27's one was not a correct question.
Amy:
I can't hear you, it's a load here, maybe we can go to a quiet place?
Stewart:
Sure! Let's go to my parents room.
*Parents room*
Amy:
Mike doesn't understand me. He only thinks about his stupid football and stupid gym and getting drunk with his stupid friends
Stewart:
You know, I always liked you. I don't understand how you can..
*Kissing sounds*
Go jocks!Go jocks!Go jocks!Go jocks!
Go jocks!Go jocks!Go jocks!Go jocks!
*Door opens*
Mike:
Amy! Here you are! WHAT?! YOU!! I Gonna smash your fucking..
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Broken jaw*
*Punch*
Dictor:
See in next episode of stupid teenage sitcom
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